02.06.10

ACP is being stupid again ALL ACP READ THIS

Posted in Uncategorized at 5:25 pm by cat18688

Well. Due to recent events ACP is being stupid again.

WARNING: This is not Anti-ACP, it’s just me making a point.

Some people on the ACP have been acting unfair. (BLUEH)

Here are most wanted:

SIR BLUEH: Unfair gagging for me saying a cuss. Should be a KICK. Unfair? You decide.

SHEILA: Unfair ban, fword, calling me a rude name.

ACP MODS AND OWNERS: Strangely they are online when I did something, when fword is shouted, or any other rule, NO BAN, NO GUESTING, AND NO KICK… WHAT THE HECK?

If Blueh, as listed above, is found GUILTY I will discuss with any leader if we can take his modship for 2 weeks, ban him for 3 hours, or guest him until he has thought about it. If after trial, he is accused AGAIN. We will do ny of these, x2.

IF Sheila, as listed above, is found GUILTY I will dicuss with any leader if we can take her modship for good since she isn’t even in ACP anymore.

IF any ACP Mods or Owners, as listed above, is found GUILTY mods will be reported to owners, owner will be reported to main owners, and main owners punishment is decided by the Senate.

Blueh strikes: INNOCENT:

GUILTY: Strike 1

Sheila strikes: INNOCENT:

GUILTY: Strike 1

Mod/Owner Strikes*: INNOCENT:

GUILTY: Jediseth, Strike 1,2

______________________

*Will be named.

To vote:

NAME:

I/G:

REASON:

02.05.10

Back in Bidness

Posted in Uncategorized at 12:22 am by «●●●ƒσχтαιℓѕ●●●»

Editors, viewers, authors, contribs! Come, one and all! We’re reopening my once-awesome website, and I’m gonna clean it up a bit. I want everything – stories, thoughts, news, anything you feel like posting on this site. Maybe IATW is back? Post it. Maybe Nachos are being stupid again? Post it. Maybe (God forbid) is ACP being stupid (again – fufu)? There are four things you cannot post, and those are:

  • Theories about Fox liking people
  • Hurtful stuff (Keep it nice, and keep it clean.)
  • Anti-ACP
  • Anything that would get me, ACP, yourself, or anyone else in trouble. (That includes cusses, I don’t want WP on my tail.)
  • *AHEM* Any Cat or Fox abuse posts.
  • Anything that Cat or Fox finds stupid.
  • Stuff by awkward people.

01.31.10

My Family

Posted in Uncategorized at 1:52 am by cat18688

The people in my family are….

Dad: Sonic the 1, Poseidon

Mom: Leoblue33 (…)

Uncle: Luc

Aunt: ?

Cousins: Orange, Danny

Brothers: Uno148, Timmy0000, Jediseth, 24keyser,noka 8,Clintos,Divotoo,Dryvit

Sisters: Pinkgirl1114, Lillie Rose, Pinkgirl3013

Nephews: Rock

Neices: Candycloud

Children: Bfan212

Spouse: Edwadu

Family Enemies: Sheila, Blueh,Omega (duh)

01.30.10

Takedown: Chapter 3

Posted in Uncategorized at 2:19 pm by klug1234

“So, where next?” I asked. We had stopped running and had found a clearing deep in the woods. Matre had found firewood and lit a fire. Boomer shrugged.

“I dont know,” He admitted. “I thought we would have more time in the Dojo to figure things out. Danny stood up. “Our goal is to destroy the Underground Alliance, right? Shouldn’t we strike at the heart of it?” There was murmuring among the group. Suddenly, Motor yelled out, “I got it! We need to strike at the UA’s heart. We need to kill Pink Mafias.”

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Two days later,  and with stolen guns, ammo, and equipment from a UA base, we were ready to execute the plan. We were on Frozen, the UMA’s captial and where Pink Mafias was supposed to be at the time. Matre, Div, Danny, Tylo, and Uno gave us the signal. We nodded. We were watching from the Clock Tower, using scopes. They walked into the Town. All of a sudden, Tylo pulled out a Mini Uzi and fired it into the air. Matre grabbed a random civillian and pushed him to the ground. Uno yelled something. Danny and Div ran into the Night Club. All the civillians in the Town got on the ground. I smiled. The plan was going exactly as..well… planned. We turned our scopes towards the UMA base. 7 UMA soldiers had ran out of the base and were heading for The Town.

“That’s our que,” Boomer said. “Let’s go.” We climbed down from the clock tower and started running for the UMA base. Luckily, the UMA soldiers had taken a different route, so we didnt cross them. We stopped about 100 feet away from the base. “Check for guards,” Houndy ordered. I looked through the scope on my rifle. There was one guard. “One guard. Dont kill him. No need to kill before its necessary. Tranquilize him.” Motor took out his sniper rifle and loaded it with tranquilizer darts. He shot the guard in the leg with one. The guard crumpled to the ground, unconcious. We ran up to the door of the base. las tried the handle. “Its locked,” he mumbled. That didnt stop Boomer. He took out a crowbar and wrenched the door open. We ran inside.

“Pink Mafias should be in the meeting room.” Houndy said. We ran down a hallway. There were 2 UMA soldiers in front of us, with their backs turned away from us, obviously guarding the door.

“Whaddya think hes even doing in there?” one said.

“I dunno, hes probably working on some kinda strategy or something.” replied the other one. Boomer looked at Houndy, and they nodded. They had obviously done this many times before. They sneaked up behind the guards, drew their knives, and stabbed the guards in the back. “There,” Houndy said, wiping his hands on his pants.

My heart started pounding. I was really nervous. I mean, ive killed people before, but this was Pink Mafias, leader of one of the biggest armies in Club Penguin. I swalloed and looked at my friends. “Lets do it,” i said. Boomer cracked the door open slightly, and ran in. Everyone else ran in behind him, guns raised. Boomer had pushed a man to the ground and gagged him. I knew it as soon as i looked at him. This was Pink Mafias. I raised my gun, but Motor put his hand up.

“No,” he said. “We’ll use the bomb.” las opened the backpack he had been carrying with him. He took out what looked like a big metal rectangle, but I knew otherwise. It was an explosive with enough explosiveness to blow up half of this building. las attached the bomb to the table next to Pink Mafias while Houndy tied Pink up. las armed the bomb, and set it for 5 minutes. “That should give us enough time to get out of here.” las muttered.

“You guys ready?” Motor asked us. We nodded. I looked outside of the doorway. “Coast is clear,” I said. “For now.” We all headed out the door, and Boomer said,

“Well, we will see you later, Pink. Or, rather, not.” And with that, we ran out the doorway and out of the base and pretty much into hell.

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Helicopters were circling the town. Matre’s unit was surrounded. They had overturned a car and were using it as cover.Matre looked desperately at his comrades. “How are we supposed to get out of this mess?” Tylo said. Matre shook his head. “I dont know,” he said. “Boomer and everyone else were supposed to help us out…” Just then, a loud BOOM shook the ground. Everyone looked up and saw flames licking the sky. An explosion had occured in the UMA base. Debris was falling from the sky, and smoke had surrounded the nearby areas. Suddenly, Danny got an idea. “Div,” he said. “Detonate the bomb!” They had planted a bomb in the Night Club earlier, it only to be detonated if absolutely necessary. Div pulled out a detonator, and flipped the switch.

“Take cover!” Div yelled. The squad ducked as the whole Night Club exploded, hitting almost all of the UMA soldiers firing at them. Debris and shrapnel went everywhere. The UMA helicopters were forced to retreat. They couldnt see a thing. Out of the smoke and fire, Matre saw Klug’s group coming back. “Lets go,” Boomer suggested. “Before the UMA comes back.”

“Pink is dead?” Danny asked. “Yes, he is dead.”

The first strike was a success.

01.16.10

Takedown: Chapter 2

Posted in Uncategorized at 2:56 am by klug1234

“Is this seriously the remains of the ACP?” I whispered to Boomer.

“These are  the people that responded to the ECS call,” Boomer whispered back. Great. There were 25 people sitting in the Mammoth Dojo with us.

“So,” Boomer started. “You guys were all in the ACP?” They all nodded. One smirked. “Can we get your names?” Motor asked. One by one, they all wrote down their names. I remembered some of them. Divotoo, Chapa23, Tylo, Matre, Danny, Uno, and Peguin were among the ones i knew. “So, when were you guys in ACP?” We asked the remaining people. Some of them said they were around since Oagal’s times, some of them said they joined shortly before that last war. Only one of them didnt answer. His name was Jet. 

“So, do you guys know why your here?” las asked, a little impatient.

“Lemme guess,” Matre said. “You guys want to take down the Underground Alliance.” Someone gasped. They then called out, “The Underground Alliance? Are you insane? Theres 25 people here. The UA is huge.” Houndy slammed his fist on the wall.

“So, are you suggesting that we just let them find us, and kill us off, one by one? Do you want that to happen, or do you want one last chance of freedom? One last chance to take down the UA?” He challenged. The soldier closed his mouth immeadietly.

“So, you know what we want to do. You guys in?” las asked. They all said yes, except for Jet, who said he had to think things over. He opened the door and went outside.

I went over to Motor. “Jet seems suspicious, im gonna follow him.” I closed the door quietly and went outside. Jet was sitting on a rock. I hid behind a tree. Jet took out a cell phone and dialed a number.

“Hello? Yes, sir, this is Jet. Theyre up here, in the Dojo. Not just random ones, Boomer is up here. You might want to come up right away. Ok. Bye.” He closed the cell phone and stood up. He started to walk back to the door, but i came out from the tree and grabbed his arm. He looked around, confused. I pushed him up against the wall and pulled out my knife. “Who did you just call?” I asked, threateningly. He didnt answer. “Who are you talking to?!” I punched him in the face.

“Agh- Ja- Jagger,” My jaw dropped. Jagger was on his way. Jagger was the best bounty hunter in Club Penguin. He had caught hundreds of ACP soldiers and others in hiding in the 5 years since it was destroyed  I punched Jet in the stomach. He doubled over. I dragged him back inside the Dojo.  Boomer stood up, looking concerned.

“What’s wrong?” he asked. I shoved Jet into view. “Jagger is coming. He knows were here. We have to leave.” The color drained from just about everyones face. “Does anyone have a gun?” Houndy whispered. Matre pulled out three pistols. He threw one to Houndy, one to me. Boomer pulled out a pistol. Some of the others had pistols, others only knives.

“We need to get out of here, fast.” Motor whispered. We opened the door and filed out. A helicopter was flying towards us, about 1000 yards away. “Head for the woods,” Houndy ordered. We sprinted towards the line of trees that we could hopefully hide in. I saw bullets rake the ground behind us. The helicopter was trying to take us down before we got into the woods.  Some of the soldiers i didnt know were hit. One was hit in the leg, and fell down. Chapa turned around, and ran back to help him up.

“Chapa!” Motor yelled. “Keep moving! We have to get out of here!” We reached the tree line and continued in. Chapa was still out there. He was struggling to help the fallen soldier towards the tree line. The helicopter was landing near him.  “Chapa!” I yelled. las came up behing me and put his hand on my shoulder. “There’s nothing we can do, Klug. We have to keep moving.” I took one last look at Chapa, and then turned, following my companions into the wild.

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Chapa was scared. The other soldiers had left him there, struggling to help a wounded soldier to safety.  The helicopter had landed. Jagger stepped out. Jagger was a tall man who always wore full battle gear and a helmet that didnt show his face had appeared out of no where shortly after ACP was defeated, and he offered to help the Underground Alliance find and kill former ACP and IW soldiers.

“Well,well, well,” Jagger mocked. “It’s Chapa23.” Chapa glared at him. “You!” He roared as he ran at Jagger, trying to punch him in the face. Jagger blocked the punch easily and threw Chapa to the ground. Chapa swung at Jagger’s legs. Jagger sidestepped him easily and kicked him in the face. “I am going to have fun killing you, Chapa. I have been waiting to kill you a long time.” He took out a pistol and aimed it at Chapa’s head. Chapa knew he was going to die, but he wanted to know one last thing.

“Who…are…you?” Chapa whispered. Even with the helmet on, Chapa could tell he was smiling. Jagger took off the helmet. His face was one Chapa, and all ACP soldiers knew well.

Ktman looked down at his former comrade, and shot him in the head. “Happy?”

“Tuxy, dispose of the body. Get ready to go back to base.”

01.14.10

What it would be like if ACP were a video game

Posted in Uncategorized at 8:30 pm by ~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~

Ed would be the typical, jump out of an airplane with a utility built full of explosives and a sword on his back always snapping peoples necks.

Fox would be the hot princess with a chain gun and an uzi.

Cat would be the chick in a power suit shooting stuff at bad guys while flying around in a space ship.

Pack would be the guy with the 5:00 shadow, white tanktop, green pants with combat buits, a pistol, and a jetpack.

Sonic would be sonic(aka fast blue hedgehog with sneakers).

Keyser would be the tiny friendly cute creature, but would kill someone if he needed to.

Klug would be packs big buff companion with a giant robot arm that transforms into a laser cannon, pistol, and chainsaw.

Div and dry would be the twins always climbing ice with a license to kill(and theyre pyromaniacs :D )

Meat would be the big dude with spikes all over his back and shoots fire out of his mouth while stealing everyones pasta.

Boomer would be the prince with a sword who could kill *cough ban* someone with one hit if he “charged up”

Saint would be princess that Meat always steals.

KG would be the short chubby italian guy whos always rescuing saint.

Fort would be the companion of KG.

Bfan would be the muscly dude with a spaceship who always races and has a big pawnch.

Uno would be the guy(drying off his tears) flying around in a space ship, having a green shirt, white jacket, a comlink and blaster.

Comment to be added!

01.08.10

Takedown: Chapter 1

Posted in Uncategorized at 8:20 pm by klug1234

There was a knock at the door. Motor jumped up and grabbed his knife. Just incase it was the Nachos, UMA, or bounty hunters. las went up to the door of our house and opened it up. 2 men, both with beards and soaking wet, were standing outside.

“Who are you?” Motor asked. The men said nothing but walked in and closed the door. The taller of the 2, spoke. “Are you guys Klug1234, lasgae, and Motor 20?” I looked at las and Motor. Motor had brought his knife up slightly, ready to use it if needed. las had started feeling around the table next to him for something heavy. I didnt know what to do, so i answered.

“Yes…why?” I said, uncertain the men’s intentions. The men both looked at each other, and the taller one said “Thank God!” He then walked up to us. “Guys, i know you dont recognize me, but im Boomer 20. We need to talk.” My jaw dropped. Was this really Boomer? “Prove your Boomer.” I snapped.

“The password for the ACP Emergency Communications System is therulerisacp.” replied the man, with a smile.

 ”Holy crap, its Boomer!” las yelled.  I motioned towards the other man. “Whos that?” 

“Im Houndy.” replied the man.  We walked over to the couch in our house on Parka.

“So, how have you guys survived these past 5 years?” Motor asked. Boomer sighed. “Just barely. I would have been killed when the nuclear bombs exploded on Snow Fort, but I had been evacuated from the server just 2 hours before the bomb hit. I then went into hiding on Brumby for 3 years, barely surviving. 2 years ago i found Houndy, and we stole an ACP ECS from an Underground Alliance labratory. We listened to your message, and went looking. Now weve found you.”

“So,” i said. “Its great and all that were all not dead, but why did you come to find us?” Houndy smiled. “I think we all know why. The Underground Alliance has kept control of Club Penguin for too long. Their time is over. We cant afford for them to hunt us down anymore. We either make our last stand, and try to undermine this horrible alliance, or we let them hunt us down, one by one.”

“So what are you saying we do?” las asked. “Simple. Gather all remaining ACP Soldiers, and we fight.”

“Where?” Motor asked.

“Mammoth.

The Trick: Chapter 9

Posted in Uncategorized at 4:15 am by Pinkgirl3919

After a while of waiting for Chapter 9, here it is. This chapter has a title, though, the others don’t have a title.. Sorry about that.

Chapter 9 – Rescued

“Who are you? Come down instantly!” Joe shouted up at the hole, then came down people in green suits down on the rope and jumped off on the ground and in the room, Jenny, and Joe were in. All of them lined up on one side of the room while Joe and Jenny were on the other side of the room. Soon, all of them were done coming in, Jenny looked at the first person in a green suit that was in the very front that seemed to be their leader, and there was another leader it seemed, they both had name tags, it read Dryvit – ACP Leader, Jenny looked at the other leader’s name tag and it said Saint1119 – ACP Leader. Their here! Their really here! thought Jenny as she looked at the large group of the group she’s in, Army of Club Penguin, ACP.

“Ten HUT!” called out Dryvit, then all the soldiers straightened up, still looking forward. Jenny, still lying on the floor from being knocked out looked at the ACP as they stood there, Saint pointed at one of the soldiers and then pointed at Jenny, “Help her up, we’ll take her back to the base and bring her to the medics,” Saint said to the soldier, “Yes, ma’am.” replied the soldier, and the soldier got out of line and walked up to Jenny, while she watched the soldier come near her. As the soldier got closer Jenny could see it was a girl, Jenny looked at her name tag and it read Pinkgirl1114, “Would you like some help?,” smiled Pinki, “Yes, thank you Pinki,” Jenny smiled back. Pinki helped Jenny up and they both walked to the line.

Chapter 10 coming soon!

01.07.10

?

Posted in Uncategorized at 8:30 pm by packer1nfl

does anyone other than the same 7 people even visit this site? think about it…

01.05.10

What ed would do if met meat in real life.

Posted in Uncategorized at 4:15 pm by ~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~

Id shake hands with him and cunningly take his wallet and his engagement ring from foxtails. Id sell the ring and take the money out of his wallet. Id buy tools to sabotage his Xbox 360 controller. Challenge him to an xbox 360 game. Bet you can beat him and he will think hes gonna win. Win the game and then stab his xbox360. Challenge him to a battle in pokemon pearl on ds. USing a hacking system to win. throw his crappy Ds(not ds lite, or dsi, just DS) into a pit of flaming, seasick, putt putt golfing, disc scratching, man eating, woman eating, internet hacking, bunnies(meats biggest fear)

While hes screaming, id put a virus on his laptop AND computer then chainsaw his desk inhalf. Id go for an assault on his PSP go, and regular PSP, since they suck.

After he begs his parents for a new xobx360, id give it the red ring of death, and the screen would go red, and, duh duh duhhh SYTEM PHAILURE. Id take whateve money he has, makeout with megan fox infront of him, while hes tied to a pole, with his eyes hotglued open. Id then throw a poison coated battleaxe at him, and see how far it goes in him.

After 3 years in the hospital, id shoot him, throw him in a barnfire, pee on the ashes, crap on the ashes, dance on the ashes, then light the ashes on fire and throw his game consoles  in. Pee on the ashes, crap on the ashes, and then dance on the ashes. Then id put his slightly shotgunned xbox360 on the ashes in memorial to him.

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