November 4, 2011
New Story! Please Comment I Would Like Feedback!
Hi everyone, sorry I always kind’ve just leave… forever… Anyway, I have begun writing a story that is completely unrelated to Club Penguin and is probably my first legit book I’m writing. Now, it’s still in the early development, so chapters are only like the length of two ACP Stories chapters (they may appear smaller, but since there was so much dialogue in ACP Stories, they seemed longer). I think I’m going to release the Prologue and the beginning exerpt from Chapter 1. I tried to make it overly deep and detailed like most books 
. In these chapters, you will see asterisks (*). These will either be by places using “___” or a fake name. I included these because if I used the actual names, well, that’d be bad for a website . Like I said, please read and enjoy!:
PRELUDE
Things were easier before the war. There was no bloodshed. There was no gunfire. There was no hate. At least, these weren’t familiar to a suburb. In ______*, a small town in Central Florida, there was routine. Kindergarteners would play in the sandbox without a care in the world. Exuberant children would run home from their bus stops into the embrace of their loving parents. People would eat in restaurants to celebrate accomplishments achieved in the week. Cars and buses in the dozens were common to be seen on roads. And there was peace.
However, this is not the same story I am talking about. In this story, there is bloodshed. There is gunfire. There is hate.
Before the war, I had been a normal student at ________* High School (a sophomore if I remember correctly; it’s been so long). Wavy blond hair that reflected Florida sunshine as if it was a mirror and ocean blue eyes were what I used to be. But now … Now I am a killer. I am a stealer of people’s fathers and brothers, cousins and uncles. I am a liar, and I deserve no mercy. And yet, I’m not one of the bad guys. In this war torn wasteland we once called the planet Earth, I am defending the side of liberty and prosperity for all of mankind; there are those that defend it, and those who desire to ruin it.
CHAPTER ONE
The days before the war started off habitually; I woke up, got dressed, combed my muddled hair into a uniform order, and went to school. In my World History class, we began presenting our current events. A student whose name escapes me at this time read about the birthday of North Korean president Kim Jong-il. My teacher, Coach Smith*, commented on rumors that people had begun, stating that North Korea would declare war on South Korea during this celebration that would last a week. Oblivious to it at the time, I was not aware this “celebration” would last decades. After class, I began talking about football and the disparity between my celebrated Green Bay Packers and my friend Anthony’s woeful Miami Dolphins. At the time, the two teams at the bottom of the NFL were considered to be in the drawing for the much-anticipated quarterback of the Stanford Cardinal, Andrew Luck; this was commonly referred to as the “Suck for Luck” sweepstakes. Anyway, as I normally would, I would almost attempt to keep an eye on my friend and crush, _________*, at times to see who she was talking to.
Luck was exactly what I needed; not the exulted Stanford quarterback, but pure, simple luck. Throughout days such as these, I would normally attempt to see if she ever had someone talking to her. If she did, I would best ignore that and continue on my way, as I did not know many of her friends. However, whenever she walked alone, I was always quick to get by her side to talk about random shit I couldn’t even remember by the time I got home. The point is, I just wanted a reason to talk to her. Did I really care about her cross country meets? That’s up for debate, but I certainly could care less about other events, such as one of her family members’ birthdays.
Nevertheless, as I had been checking, _____* was talking with her friends Veronica and Brandon. I always thought to myself that only God would make sure the one class I could talk to her as much as possible that she would have a multifarious amount of friends to steal my talking time with her. As I normally would, I continued to fade in and out of my conversation with Anthony, making humorous remarks throughout to maybe get _____*’s attention. However, I was saved by the bell, and the class as a horde marched through the doorway. Miraculously, however, _____* was walking in the hallway alone. I always used to joke to myself that occurrences such as these only happened every thousand years. As I began talking with her, I found myself talking about the weather. Yes, the weather. The one stereotypical conversation starter, and I was using it. However, during this conversation, I really didn’t care about the weather. Hell, to this day I’m not exactly sure if the November of ’11 was cold or uncharacteristically hot; I just wanted to make her laugh.
There was something about _______*’s laugh; the way it occurred never seemed to bore me. It always started in her dimples, and the dimples would work their way through a crease in the cheeks to the constantly erect lips she had. At that moment, as if the entire universe would pause in amazement for God himself to watch what he had created, her mouth would open and her eyes would squint as she let out a slightly obnoxious laugh. Now, don’t get me wrong; I loved her laugh. In a way, the over-the-top nature of it was what amused me the most. In a way, it was almost as cute as a child’s laughter. I can’t tell you enough how I long to see her face again- her eyes that only few had been told were hazel as opposed to the common misassumption that they were as dark brown as her curly hair, her nose that looked as if Michelangelo had carved it out of stone himself, and those lips that were a temptress towards my emotions as I longed for them to reach out to mine. What I wouldn’t give to feel those lips again… All of these characteristics, along with the juvenile laugh her body emitted, were simply a handful of reasons why I longed to be with her, even to this day.
It was fairly obvious that the feelings weren’t mutual. I had taken the cheesy route with her, making her a birthday card the year before and constantly complimenting her. However, everyone knows how teenage girls are; they always want to be with the badasses, not the guys who actually care. ________* was a nice girl, she really was, but even she was victim to this trait that I abhorred so strongly. Still, I considered her a good friend, and to this day I believe that she considered me the same.
After the swift conversation that ended with no “bye” or “see you later”, I found myself at home, constantly contemplating whether to text her. Yes, I would frequently find _______* on my mind. In the end, I would always give up; agreeing that receiving no reply would hurt worse than not sending the text at all. Besides, I would have a conversation starter for tomorrow at school.
Thursday came faster than I had planned. As usual, I found myself staying up until 1 a.m. to finish watching a repeat of the episode of Conan O’Brien. The morning routine was almost second nature to me: wake up, get dressed, comb my jumbled hair clumps to look as if I put effort into my appearance, and go to school. However, today would not be a repeat of yesterday, I remember promising myself as I rode in the dawdling carline of _______ High School. How right I was.
July 21, 2011
COMMENT IF YOUR NAME IS BELOW:
CHAPTER 3 OF RETALIATION IS OUT NOW go to the www.foxcpnews.wordpress.com/acp-stories-retaliation/
Houndy
Batin
Pinkgirl114
Sonic
Bfan
To continue my ACP Stories: Retaliation, I need to know the real FIRST names of you guys- also, if you know their name and they never comment/email me, then please do so for them. Thanks. BTW I already know:
Kt’s, Fox’s, Klug’s, Saint’s, Pinky’s… sooo yea this is random but please hurry and do so lol.
-Daniel
January 19, 2012
Retirement of Cait
Hey ACP,
It’s Cait. Honestly, lately I’ve been tired of ACP and having to deal with some people in it(Not naming ANY names) and I think thats its time. Time to retire, I’ve had 2 good years in ACP. I met tons of new friends, made tons of new enemies, laughed my head off tons of times, cried my eyes out tons of times, etc. I’ve been on the edge of doing this for months, telling myself, “Just one more week, it will get better.” I was wrong. I was DEAD wrong. It got worse, way worse as the weeks progressed into months. This has been on my mind since November.
I’m pretty sure this is the last time i’ll be posting something like this. I don’t plan to return to ACP ever again. If you guys wanna talk to me, you can talk to me on chat. I guess i’ll still come on chat, or at least until I can unaddict myself from it. Not worrying about events might take some stress of my shoulders, some people in ACP have stressed me out so much I can’t sleep at night anymore. I believe I’ve devoloped insomnia. Why I let this all overwhelm me? I don’t know. Hopefully this will all end when I retire. No more pain, sadness, depression, insomnia, stress, etc.
NOW OFF THE SAD TOPICS. LETS GET HAPPY 
Special thanks coming on now.
Fox- Thanks for being someone I could tell EVERYTHNG to. Thanks for being one of the only people to defend me in fights. Thanks for being there for me, I consider you to be one of my best ACP friends and like a sister. Thank You.
Boomer- HI ONLINE DADDY! I’M ON ACP SITE! You were someone who always liked corn, and honestly sometimes I wished you were my real parent based on how wrecked my family is. I always found it amusing that you had an afro. LOL. Well anyway, sorry I deleted you on facebook. My family would of gotten suspicous liek “WHO THE HELL IS THIS PERSON WITH THE AFRO, CAITLYN?!” so yeah. Thank you for treating me like you would treat your actuall kids.
Monsoon- HI ONLINE MOMMY! I’M ON ACP SITE! You draw so well, its amazing. It totally tops my pictures.
My crappy paint ACP picture.
And
Hell yes.
I hope you go far in ACP, you are a new mod. Don’t let what happened to me happen to you. Please
Danny- HAI BESTFRIEND I know you’re in nachos, but you deserve a special shoutout for being such a good bestfriend. You listened to my problems, we laughed at events that happened in our lives, we discussed mean people and how bad they are, and we discussed the stuff your crush irl. Hopefully we can stay bffs and out bff my last bffship that crashed and burned.
Paddy- You are my 2nd bestfriend in all of CP armies. We talk almost daily and have the wierdest, funniest, and awesomest conversations ever. You tell me alot about England and all, so imma come visit you in England in 6 or 7 years after you come visit me in St.Louis in 5 years . Hopefully you never leave and we can have our funny conversations while waiting for 5 years. And btw, PADDY AND JESSICA FOREVER. Jeddy. JEDDY FOREVER.
Lillie- HAI. You were my mentor in ACP a year ago, before I became mod. Truthfully, you were a good mentor. I also remember you being one of the 1st people in ACP I ever talked to. And im my small ACP family tree you are my step sister.
My family tree for ACP.
Bekka- Ok I know you aren’t ACP and that you dont have anything to do with ACP, but I am mentioning you anyway because you know of a few people in ACP. They are just disguised as random people I chat with on skype You know about Shab, Cart, Paddy, and a few other people. I’ve known you since the beginning of 6th grade, which isn’t long since I’m in 7th grade. But we spent so much time together and have so many good memories I consider you family, my best friend, etc. And my parents consider you as a daughter. I hope you never get exposed to ACP and the people inside of it, even though it has some good kids, it also has its bad kids aswell. It has damaging effects. Just ask my wrecked personality, as you can tell. I hope we can stay bestfriends forever, and I hope you never read this cause then it would been you went on ACP site. I LOVE YOU LIKE A SISTER. NO HOMO.
We made this a long time ago. (You drew yourself)
Cart- You wrecked me. In ACP, and in rl. You realesed a chain of events which caused me to stay up all night thinking and feeling guilty for no reason, eat less, lose my happy personality of which I had in real life(If you want proof I will get Bekka on ACP chat and let her admit it). I don’t know what happened. We were Bffs! What happened, Carter? You lied about divorcing me on xat. You said you wanted to walk alone, I respected that and divorced you like you wanted. Less then a month later, you bffed Stew. I’m not asking for much, I did my fair share to make this happen; I just wanna know the real reason you left me.
Mch- You are like my brother. I got mod under your leadership, and I wish you never left. I’m so happy that you’re back. TEEN TITANS ARE AWESUM. Js :3
Hatt- You are like the brother I wish I had. My other brother ignores me and blocks me out. You are a good friend, and we were married on xat 2 times actully. Actully, I think your brother lives by me or use to. Where he supposeidly lives is right across the street from Bekka’s neighborhood! I hope you get to read this and see how much I appreciate you. And BTW, one time Aly and I were hanging out in one of your chats and one of your RL friends came on and Aly was her normal self and insulted him. So he invited us on cam to show us he was real and he ended up flashing us his…junk o.e
Noka- I can’t write anything because all you say is “K”.
Wwe- You randomly married me on xat one time when I was on IW chat, and we talk alot on skype. Thats pretty much all.
BillyMays- Billy, don’t let your mom tell you to have no creativity. You have lots of creativity, with all the stories you write about ponies and all the ponie desktop backgrounds you make. Btw, I still think you should get a mohawk(:
Asd- I was practicly your mentor! I was the 1st person you met in ACP, and I’m proud of how far you got. You are one of the best writers I’ve ever known, keep writing and someday publish a story and I’ll be the 1st to buy it. I promise.
Ken- After all the times I’ve retired and came back, You are probably sick of posting these. But I can assure you, you will probably not have to post anything else in this nature from me.
Shab- Ok, I know you kinda hate my guts, but lately we’ve been getting along somewhat. YAY FOR PROGRESS . And anyway, thanks for teaching me the difference between You’re and Your
I know I’m forgetting alot of people, but I love you all anyway (:
Now for retirement songs;
Krwling- A lincoln Park mashup
What it means: The song is slowed with different beats, I just really like it(:
Young- Hollywood Undead
What it means: We’re all so young. I think all of ACP can reflect off of this song.
Still Around- 3oh!3
What it means: I’m still around for now, enjoy me while you can. You never know when I could be gone. Forever.
Youth of the Nation- P.O.D
What it means: This song describes my ACP story ALOT.
Teenagors- My Chemical Romance
What it means: I don’t even know. I just like the song.
Fly- Nicki Minaj
What it means: My 1st retirement song. Means alot actully.
Blazin- Nicki Minaj
What it means: “I fly, I fly high. I’m Blazin.” <3
Better Than Drugs- Skillet
What it means: Dear Destin; Why wasn’t I better then fighting and drugs last June?
When I’m Gone- Eminem
What it means: “When I’m gone just carry on, don’t mourn; rejoice.”
Going thru Changes- Eminen
What it means: “I’m hatin’ my relfection, I walk around my house trying to fight mirrors I can’t stand what I’ve become.”
Black Dahlia- Hollywood Undead
What it means: I think this relfects so much of how I feel.
From Heads Unworthy- Rise Against
What it means: I guess I was unworthy.
Bass Down Low- Dev
What it means: Bekka and I’s favorite song :3
Safe and Sound- Taylor Swift Ft. The Civil Wars
What it means: Maybe someday I’ll be Safe and Sound. I can only hope.
Eminem- Beautiful
What it means: The song says it all.
ACP, I will miss you all. I hope you all miss me to. Never forget the mark I left on you guys. And thanks for knowing me as Cait. Not as just a soldier, but as a person and a friend. Thank you.
~CaitlynAnn4, better known as just Cait.<3
BTW, Vote against SOPA.
They censored Bekka and I
July 22, 2011
Klug’s New Story (Again)
WHY HEERRROO DAR.
As the title says, I have created a new story that will hopefully turn out to be much better than any other piece of writing I could have previously…written. I already wrote Chapter 1, so check it out here http://foxcpnews.wordpress.com/lanes-revenge/ and hopefully I can update it frequently enough.
Thanks,
Klug
July 19, 2011
What I’ll leave you with.
Whenever I leave I usually leave with something aggresive, passive and sentimental. Just for you, Fox, Shab, Fiasco and Ken. You better not delete this either, because it’ll just go to show you how much you favour your glorious Shaboomboom over someone who thought of you as very close.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpwCJzPlz8k
Song: I Hate Everything About You – 3 Days Grace.
AGGRESSIVE: Title goes by it says. A bit of passive, but please, WHY do I LOVE YOU?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbYEdjcClmI
Song: Thanks for the Memories – Fall Out Boy.
PASSIVE: Title goes by it says. A hint of aggression. Thank for the Memories, you guys.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C7WUwtQRkU
Song: Remember When – Alan Jackson.
SENTIMENTAL: I Remember When ACP was still fun for me. It was fun.
BONUS SONG: PASSIVE/SENTIMENTAL:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc4FYg-IRoA
Complete Story for my ACP life.
I’ll miss you guys, I guess.
July 18, 2011
Eds story
Warning: May include Fox serving freddy and sandwich naked, Hermaphrodites, Cat showing me her bra so she can use my drool to drink when we’re stranded in the middle of the desert(awfully specific), the name “Freddypenis”, and many other classic Ed details. Including several impregnations.
It started on a thursday morning. Everyone was mindeffed from last nights rave, and everyone was scattered across underdivs bed(they still use it for parties and secret gatherings). Ed woke up naked covered in glow in the dark paint in Hot Topic. Speeder was wearing a darth vader helmet and had profanities scribbled all over him in sharpie floating around in Eds water domain. Fox, Lillie, and Cat were not wasted, because we didnt even have alcohol, but they all put it in the drinks. After watching the film of it, we realised speed crashed at 10:00, while Ed was dancing naked, with guns ablazing, shooting out glowsticks.
Anybody wanna add on?
July 5, 2011
ACP Shrinks Chapter 3
Chapter 3: Toy Story 3 all over again.
It was the next day. 7 AM gotta get dressed gotta go….. SORRY lost track. Anyway, the soldiers woke up from the doll houses and cars they slept in that night. “Anyone find food?” said Ktman. Last night everyone went looking for food. “I have some food!” said Cait. Then she pulled out ribs. “Those are plastic though.” Said Ennbay. “I DON’T CARE GIMMIE THE PLASTIC RIBS!” said Uno.
Then suddenly the door opened and everyone quickly ran to their spots. They all pretended to be asleep. Then the Day Care Lady walked in. “Those toy soldiers are still sleeping. Good.” She said. Then the bell rang. All the soldiers jumped up because to them the bell was super loud to them. Suddenly a whole bunch of little kids ran in. All about 4 years old. “Oh god this is like Toy Story 3!” said Mike. “Alright kids you play I have some things to do.” Said the day care lady. Then she walked out the door closing it behind her.
Suddenly the whole group of kids ran over to the toys. A young boy picked up a car with Ktman and Little in there and started driving around. Then he put him on a race car track he started racing the car and it went on a loopdaloop. Me, Uno and Cait were in the doll house. 3 girls started playing doll house then one kid came over and threw a ball at the house and completely knocked it over. Cait then fell out the window. Then another kid took a group of soldiers including Ken and Flipper and just threw them. They all went flying into things. I was walking around trying to stay hidden then suddenly a big ball came rolling around. “OH CRAP!” I said. I then started running. I found a soldier lying on the ground. It turned out to be Johny. I picked him up over my soldier and ran with him. “CMON WE GOTTA MAKE IT DUDE!” I screamed. I then jumped out of the way and fell right next to the Legos. I then saw the ball hit a doll house full of ACP soldiers. I saw them all go flying out. “That’s it.” Said Red. He took out his pistol which shrunk with him out and shot a kid. It did nothing but pinch them. Suddenly the kid looked over and saw me, Red, Cait and Ironhide. The kid started following us and tried to grab us. Red then tripped and was picked up by the kid. “RED NO!” Screamed Cait. But all the kid did was stare at him and then he drooled on him. “Ewwww.” Said Red.
Suddenly the bell rang. “Kids time to go outside!” said the Day Care Woman walking in. The kids dropped all the soldiers and ran out. It was a mess. Some people even had strained limbs and some had broken limbs. “This is horrible.” I said. “How are we gonna survive? Were all gonna die within a week of this.” Said Slider. “That’s it we gotta somehow escape.” I Said.
July 3, 2011
Fox meets meat
Yeah I probably stole someone’s color. This is nothing correct though. Except for the part where ‘Fox falls asleep.’ in Houndy’s edit. But, I remember I was like the first one to figure out Fox did indeed love Meat.
Then she hated me years to come. (jk :p)
LOLZ. You know what else is funny, Eddie?!?
Yeah, I had some loose ends to tie up. -Ed
In today’s day and age I feel obligated to announce that this post is serious in ANY way whatsoever.
Fox: Hound I want to know what happened after “Fox falls asleep.”
Ias: So, this is the new post on Fox CP News.. remind me again, what has this got to do with CP news O_O
This is so wrong. Here’s what happens:
Meat flirts with Fox. Fox likes it. Fox goes to his house. Fox plays video games. Fox falls asleep. Houndy smirks.
I will slap him, and then kick him, then tackle him, then challenge him to a wrestling match which he will lose, then I will bring his brother to help me, then I will smash his TV, then I will stab his xbox, then I will stab his xbox 360, then I will get Div to help me, then I will attack his DS with a whittling knife, then I will steal his dogs and use them to attack him, then I will tell him video games are now illegal and bribe the cops to come and take them and I will then burn them, then I will roast acidic marshmallows over the bonfire and make him eat them, then I will shoot his PS3, then I will taze him, then I will steal his wallet, then I will tape his eyes open and play every Megan Fox movie ever made, then I will use my Tech catapult to launch rocks at his eyes, then I will make him watch while I burn the leftover debris of his destroyed video game systems, then I will make a “rainbow” of vocabulary in his ears, then I will ship him off to Cuba, then I will meet him there, then I will slap him again, then I will inform him he looks like Bowser with a mustache, then I will stuff a frozen klondike bar up his nose, then I will tell him video games are illegal in Cuba too, then I will shave his head, then I will inform him of the stupidity of blondes with up to fifty blond jokes, tape screenshots of him cussing to me (and others) onto his back and send him back to Minnesota, bomb his airplane, then I will stalk him for a week and just when he thinks he’s rid of me I will pop out of a corner and beat him with a baseball bat, then I will put pictures of him cussing at ACP in the newspaper, then I will put them on Fox News and CNN and in the Boston Globe, then I will chew gum and talk in acronyms for six weeks, then I will give him a lobotomy, then I will dye all his underwear pink, then I will text him 24/7 and end every word with a random smiley, then I will invite him to a shooting range and ask him to stand behind me and fire the gun the wrong way (with very careful aim maybe I can hit his.. er.. “weewee”), then I will invite him to a resteraunt after he gets out of the hospital and scream “CANNIBAL” repeatedly after he orders anything with meat in it, then I will meet him back at his house, make loud grunting noises for 20-30 minutes, then I will tell him I was helping a pony give birth and give him gruesome, photoshopped pictures of the labor, then I will go into the bathroom, cover my hand in chocolate, start groaning, and stick my hand out the door and say, “Hey Meat, got any more toilet paper? Or maybe a plunger?”, and then I will put a sign “Surveillance in Process” in his room and warn him not to use his phone or game consoles, then after a while, when the game deprivation makes him huddle in a corner sucking his thumb I will put a fog machine in his xbox (He’ll have begged his parents for a new one by now) and ask him to show me how to play Halo, then when he turns the xbox on I will turn the fog machine on high, then I will show him this picture: http://ui25.gamespot.com/1016/chiefunmasked_2.jpg, then I will tell him video games are illegal worldwide, then while he’s on the ground screaming I will shoot him with a Halo 3 sniper rifle, AND THEN I WILL BURY THE CORPSE IN SOAP. THEN I WILL MAKE OUT WITH THE CORPSE FOREVER AND EVER BECAUSE IM FOX, AND I SERVE FREDDY SANDWICHES NAKED. AND ACCUSE ED OF WRITING PORN, WHEN ITS FREDDY AND PIE WHO TURN IT INAPPROPRIATE.
Special thanks to Div and Dry for the making of this rant. Div came up with pretty much the whole thing after the pony labor, and Dry’s advice was quote “HAVE HIS CHILD.” Both were quite helpful.
June 27, 2011
ACP Shrinks Chapter 2
Chapter 2: Stuck with the little, or should I say BIG kids
Inside the boxes the ACP soldiers were screaming in their packages. “What are they gonna do with us!?!?!?!?” said Bobcatboy. “Oh hey my package says I come with kung-fu chopping!” said Uno. “We have to find a way out of these packages and a way to get back to normal size!” I said.
Suddenly there was a huge vibration. “It sounds like were in a car.” Said Freddy. “So we aren’t gonna be used as test subjects in their labs.” Said Dryvit. “That’s good. When we had that big battle when I had the crystals, I saw some things they did. It wasn’t good.” Said Divotoo who had used to be the Shadow. There was sudden stop. Then it felt like the box they were all in was being picked up and carried.
“Hey I think my packaging is loose!” I said. Suddenly I was able to get out of my packaging and looked through a hole in the box. There I saw use walking through what looked like a nursery hallway. “Guys I think were in a nursery!” I said. “AWWWWWWW I LURVE BABIES!” said Lillie. Then I saw a lady. “So what do you want you Club Penguin ruffians? I hope you aren’t asking to take our babies as recruits.” She said. I then heard a Nacho soldier say “No we just wanted to donate these toys to your lovely children.” He said. “Oh! Why that would help us very much! Our current toy’s are worn out ESPECIALY the dolls.” “Oh then your in luck. All we brought were dolls!” Said the soldier. “They think were dolls!” Said Toto. “Ok so here you go.” Said the soldier.
Then the lady lifted the box up, thanked the soldiers then walked off. “Oh the kids will be so happy tomorrow when they see the new toys!” Suddenly she placed the box down and started opening it. I ran to my package and jumped back in before she spotted me.”Guys when she opens it scream for help.” I said. Then as soon as she opened the box then all the soldiers started screaming for help. “Oh shut up you fools.” She said. Everyone gasped. “YOUR WORKING FOR THEM!?!?!?!?” Screamed everyone. “God we sound like Speeders mother.” Said Noka. “Screw you!” I said. “Yes I am. Me and the Nachos made a deal. They give me some form of toys and I give them multiple copies of the Justin Bieber movie!” She said. “Now all of you better behave. If you all listen I will have to crush you. With this book!” She said pulling out a book titled “The Bible and the Dictionary All In One!” “That’s one big book.” Said Lighton. “Also if you try to escape you will auto maticaly shrink to the size of a cell.” She said. “You see, when the Shrink Ray zapped you all it put little germs in you that only affect you if you enter through the door way that shoots invisible lasers that once they hit you activate the germ and cause it to cut you down to the size of a cell. Once at the size you will either get crushed by a bug cause you will probably fit in the soles of a shoe or something. Now lets put you all in your nice little spots.” She said. Then she started picked up ACP Soldiers and put them in places around the room. She ended up putting me Lillie and Chris in a doll house with Albaro and Johny. Everyone else was either put in race cars or other play sets. She even threw some of us down on the floor. “Now don’t try to get the kids to help you escape. All they see you as are toys.” The Woman said. Then she walked out locked the door and we were left to sit there until the next day. When there was Day care for the kids.
June 24, 2011
ACP Shrinks Chapter 1
Chapter 1: Shrunk.
It was a normal day at the ACP base. Red was causing trouble in the ACP womens room, Cait was swimming in the pool, Ken and Flipper were goofing off watching iCarly instead of making battle plans and I was busy cleaning up after Uno and Batins vomit (don’t ask). Batin and Uno were sitting in chairs next to me while I was cleaning up. “I didn’t know Paint Ball in the messhall would lead to a homicide!” said Batin. “I didn’t know Paint Ball would lead to going into space!” said Uno. “Well lets leave THAT story for another time!” I said. Suddenly the alarm in the base went off. “SOLDIERS NACHOS HAVE BETRAYED US! GO TO THEIR BASE AND STOP THEIR BIG CANON FROM BLOWING UP NICKELODEON STUDIOS! WE NEED OUR ICARLY!” Screamed Ken into the microphone. So we all got our weapons and head off to battle. “Are we gonna die?” Said Keyser. Jack smacked him in the back of the head and walked away. Fox and Boomer didn’t go to battle though because they were busy looking for Ennbay who had gotten lost in Shab’s closet. Chris walked out with his double M1911’s screaming “Lets shoot stuff.” And then Flipper ordered everyone to go to charge the Nacho base. Then right before everyone started charging Boomer and Fox came out of the base screaming “ENN WAS IN THE SHOE BOX THE WHOLE TIME!” and then they joined the battle. Inside the Nacho’s base Tanman said “We aren’t gonna blow up Nickelodeon studios we are gonna shrink the ACP soldiers then trap them in the Club Penguin baby nursery as toys!”. So ACP got to the base and busted down the door. Then Slider Toto and Johny screamed “ITS HAMMA TIME!” but then everyone was hit by the shrink ray. “HOLY CRAP WERE TINY!” Screamed Cait. “WHERE ARE WE GONNA BUY SOCKS NOW!!!!!!!!!” Screamed Klug. “WHERE ARE WE GONNA BUY SHOT GLASSES!” Screamed Noka. “We must be 3 inches tall!” Screamed Lillie. “Now I can’t even fit in one of my skates!” screamed Little. Then Nachos soldiers came in and picked everyone one up and put them in little bags. “HELP LET US OUT!” Screamed Buck. Then they put all the soldiers in boxes and drove off to the Club Penguin day care.
I got this story idea watching the day care scene in Toy Story 3 (the one where the kids play with them like they are crap!)
~Speeder109~
