A Creepy Story By Thomas0270: Family -With Commentary-
Key:
Houndy
Fox
Batin
Thom
Ktman
Packer
Cat
Chapter 1:
“Look at him.” said Foxtails. “He has eyes like you.” responded Packer
….. Thats odd….
My eyes are SEXYYYY.
Yes Fox I’m stunned by Your eyes sexiness…
He’s got some sexy eyes
EYE CHIWAWA!!!!!!!
Honestly, no comment xD
Eye eye eye!!!
“He’s maybe the cutest in our family,” said Foxtails with a smile. “Maybe he won’t be weird like the others.” Said Packer, feeling lucky.
WHOA… Interestingly scary… Fox and Pack married……. And Thomas is only 9 O_O
Weird? EXCUSEZ MOI? MY CHILDREN ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL D:<
…no comment…
Fox and Pack married is fun
This makes two stories their married in, oops, it doesn’t. Alice, wink wink.
Kt it was a rough draft idea D:<
I’m the weird one! 
Then uncle Ktman came in, the doctor who had helped Fox. “He’s very cute. Amazing eyes, and he has lots of hair for a new-born.” he said, looking down at Fox with a big smile on his face.
UNCLE KTMAN O_O. Packer, you never should’ve put those BFFs in your name..
Lmao Hound.
Whos next, Aunt Sheila?
Klug: No, Uncle Klug is next XD
Should’ve been uncle person! D<
I’m surprised I’m married to Fox or Packer’s ‘brother or sister” and I also delivered their baby. XD
“Amazing eyes”? Something tells me Uncle Kt is a pedo o-o
Uncle Meat.
“So, where is Tylo and Fallingtail?” Fox asked Packer
Explain to me how Fox and Packer had 3 Kids…… 3 KIDS O_O
THREE? I’m actually planning on having three kids, but they’re gonna be ADOPTED.
Britney…
She’s going to have four soon
Houndy, they got really really lucky one night in Vegas.
Not luck; skill (hello)
Yup, four.
“I dropped them off at Uncle Batin’s house.” said Packer. “UNCLE BATINS! IS AUNT DRAGGEH WITH THEM?’ shouted Fox. “N- Wait. . . Yes” said Packer
I thought Fox liked Draggy. Shows that thomas needs to take a look in Fox’s eyes. BATIN AND DRAGGY O_O
MY SUPER-SEXY EYES!!!
I married my own sister? Wow our parents must be so proud.
Roar
So far we’ve learned that Fox has super sexy eyes, she had three kids, I’m a perverted doctor and Batin married his siter. What a wonderful tale.
Batin is my bro, but draggy IS my sister as well…. I’m confused. And how many damn uncles do we have D:<
OMG! Aunt Draggeh!!!
“How many times did I tell you, never leave them with aunt Draggy! She always tells them weird stories and then they tell us them and blah.”
Weird Stories…… Ok this is freaking me out
WHAT WEIRD STORIES?!? O.O
The birds and the bees…
Draggy might be a bad girl
“Kids, when a mommy and a daddy love eachother very much, they decide too…” and it goes on.
Yep; Draggy’s “Back in my day” stories… xD
Draggy is telling them stories of how the girl met the boy and then he…
Then Thomas started crying. “It’s alright, little buddy” said Packer, holding him and kissing him on the head
Thomas wanted Fox to be his mom…. I KNOW IT.
I’d be the best mom ever.
“Mommy, I wanna play with Uncle Meat!!”
“He plays M-rated video games, Little Poopy Jerkface. If you sneak out the window again you’re grounded.”
Well Thom, Draggy and I cant be that bad… can we???
Little Thomas hates you, Batin
Little Thomas hates batin so much he needed Packer to kiss him. Thats practically like a diss.
I’m kissing a nine year old on his head? O_O
^ I’m with pervert.
“When will we be able to leave with Thomas?” asked Foxtails
Awwwwwww. I mean… …
NEVERRRR!
Of course its the male’s decision
Beats me, when Uncle Kt says
We live in a male dominated society… EXPLOSIONS RED MEAT AND FOOTBALL!!!! RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sexist, much? jk xD
Omai.
“In an hour and a half, in 45 minutes we’ll give you a quuck test then you can leave.” said Ktman writing on his notebook
Has Thomas had a kid? He knows a lot of stuff about… Never mind TYPO ALERT: ****QUICK
Thomas is my freaking NEWBORN BABY, DO YOU THINK HE’D HAVE A KID? O_O HOW OLD DO I LOOK???
I once told a n00b on chat you were 124… but it was a typo…
Maybe I’m the youngest boy to have a kid, eh?
I’m still wondering what a quick test means.
Quick test already? O_O maybe it WAS luck…
Let’s see how fast you can bewb feed this baby, Fox.
“Until then let’s sleep, Packer” said Foxtails
Totally Unlike Mrs. Foxy Roxy.
Well, we could sleep… or we could “burn calories” (HELLO)
Packer- … (hello)
Yeah because sleeping is sooo overrated!!!
I’m getting suspicious of a certain couple.
Que? xP
CALL PACK MISTER FLINSTONE, HE CAN MAKE YOUR BED ROCK!
Chapter 2:
*45 minutes later *
“We’re ready to take the test.” said Uncle, or Doctor Ktman
In about 30 minutes of Packer with the baby, Fox came back and they were ready to go home. Packer hopped in the drivers seat and started cruising to “Neeley Ave”
“Want to call Uncle Batin and drop Thomas off there too so we can go out? said Fox grinning
“I thought you’d be a little more tired then that.” said Packer
“Beer or sleep? No way! I’d so pick go out for beer.” said Foxtails
I am NOT a drunkie! I would kinda like “sleep” though… (hello)
What the???? A woman who just had a baby goes for beer. O_O
Better than Vodka Hound
After about 30 minutes of the bar, Fox was already on her sixth Budwiser. “Hey, lady, you got any corona?” asked Fox “And any budwiser?” said Packer setting down his corona
“Drunk people. . .” muttered the lady
Don’t be rude! You’re working at a bar, so odds are, SO ARE U D:<
I guess the lady had no smarts and got a job as a bartender. SMELL THEIR BREATHS O_O
Fox is drunk. Heaven help us O_O
Pfffft Guiness is where its at
“Ah give me two.” both Packer and Fox said
“Here you are. . .” said the lady, handing over 4 beers, two corona’s and two budwisers.
“These look big. . . and tasty.” (That’s what she said xD (ROFL))said Fox looking as if she saw just met President Obama (Obama’s are big and tasty?) . “Let’s see. . . who can. . . drink them the. . . fastest” said Packer looking very, very drunk
CMON PACK DRINK DRINK DRINK. Police be on the lookout. We need a designated Driver.
How about that cheffeur I hired? His name is Flarry Jerry and he likes rum…
I told you already…. guiiiinesssss (goo)
“Go!” said Foxtails, as they began
“We’re back home.” said Packer. “Let’s have one more beer.” said Foxtails as she walked in.
“Aunt Draggy. . . Uncle Batin. . . or beer” thought Fox. Then she picked up a beer (Tylov5) and starting trying to drink him, as Packer picked up Fallingtail.
No comment O_O
Tylov is beer? Interesting O_O How did they get home O_O
Is this a little similar to making out with my son? Am I a slut already? PACK! I’M CHEATING ON YOU WITH OUR SON!
Wow I bet I’m chugging Thom in the back
“Let me down! Let us down!” they both squeaked.
“You no corona. . .” said Foxtails
“Let’s get up to bed” said Packer
Now we’re talking… (Hello) xD
Yes, you lucky child Even though, Fox is drunk (ONO)
Pack if you say that one more time I’m getting a restraining order.
Better than the shower
Chapter 3:
“I’m pregnant” said Foxtails with a frown on her face
HOLY CRAP O_O ok that is definately SKILL xD
WTF? IN ONE DAY YOU HAD A BABY AND NOW YOUR PREGNAT? REALITY CHECK.
WTF?!? PACK YOU RAPIST!!
What if it wasnt Pack?
“You’re a magnet?” asked Packer. “I’ve really needed one of those for work.”
“No I’m not a magnet! I might be having a baby in nearly eight months months.”
“We can pay for them, since I’m in the NFL as a Packers player, you know, season is starting in about two months, and we’ll be practicing in like a week from now.”
What football player/engineer needs a magnet (scn)
(HELLO) Daniel’s Wife, I’ll be seeing you at the games xD
DANIEL’S WIFE HAS A NAME And I hate football. You could’nt have picked baseball?
Or soccer…
“Alright. . .” said Foxtails
Then little Tylo and bigger cousin Divo came down with big bouncy balls. “Throw them at mommy!” said Tylo and Divo starting pounding Foxtails. Foxtails hated when cousin Divo, Uncle Dryvit, and aunt Babs came over. Divo would always start doing something with Tylov5 or Fallingtail.
Ok, for the record, he is NOT MY BROTHER. I’m pretty sure he’s on Fox’s side, unless he’s a comocidal serial killer in disguise
Im either on Fox’s side or Packer’s. I really hope im on packers side…
DRY’S ON MY SIDE!! WOOOO I FINALLY HAVE DRY FOR A BROTHER!!
“Divo came down with big bouncy balls” Wow I didn’t know that symptom came to eight year olds O_O xD jk jk
“Maybe Divo might take out his Air soft gun out his backpack and start shooting Fox.” said Babs, laughing at her joke. Then they saw Divo with his air-soft gun. “You brang it?!?” said Dryvit. “I alwats need it to play with Tylo,” said Divo shooting Dryvit twice with his air-soft bullets. “Ow!” screeched Dryvit as fell to the floor. Divo caught up with Foxtails in the huge mansion with Tylo and started shooting, hitting Foxtails sometimes.
“Owwww!” said Fox, as she the fell on the floor too. Then Packer came out of his room. “She’s a magnet!” he yelled at Tylov5 and Div. “I needed her for work!”
It would be more like “SPANKING TIME!” xD And am I still drunk, because my hearing wouldn’t be THAT bad if I’m young enough to play in the NFL…
Magnet? WTF? Im confused.. Uncle Houndy would be more nicer. Playing his Saxaphone enjoying you guys…. MY DREAM (GOO)
HOUND’S ON PACK’S SIDE (D)
Well he did shoot Dry…
Chapter 4:
“False.” said uncle Kt.
“You’re saying my skill is no longer skill!?” said Packer shouting. “Pretty much” said uncle Kt.
Its now pure luck
PURE LUCK
Luck and rape…
It’s all good. I just need time to charge (wary)
“So we left my brother for this? A little bruise!’ said Fox
“There goes my magnet.” said Packer. “What do you need a magnet for, anyway?” asked Foxtails
“Breaktime, when we all play this magnet game. It would’ve gone good in our collection, I might’ve been able to trade it for this sick green-bay one. Well not exactly breaktime, after practice.” said Packer
Packers a fanatic
Magnet Addict Magnet Addict
No comment.
That’s what I consider FUN in my freetime? *grabs pistol*
“Let’s go home.” said Foxtails
“I’ll drive!” said Packer
“I know you will.”
O god… Fox dont let him!!!
The hangover has an effect long lasting.
I’m brilliant.
I’m not drunk this time D:< STOP PANICING
After another 30 minutes of driving they got home and kissed the kids.
Ewwwwww…
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Ew.
Now i sound as pedo as Uncle Kt (ono)
“Daddy can we go outside and run the baseball bases?” asked Tylo
“Hey I was going to ask him to play barbies with me!” said Fallingtail
“Falling, why don’t you play that with mommy?” asked Packer
“Oh alright then daddy. If you say so.” said Fallingtail. “Race you to the garage, daddy!” yelled Tylov5
Poor Falling
Falling likes “Daddy” better
Barbies are anatomically correct! How old is Falling again? O_O
I am NOT a sexist father D:<
Packer got out the bases, then his brother, Seanehawke came. “Hey Seanehawke” he said. “Hello, is Fox inside?” then out of the car came aunt somebody, who Packer forgot her name everytime. “go right inside.” said Packer.
Whos this Aunt Somebody?
The “Aunt Somebody” had her identidy covered due to the fact that She woud of been killed by Fox.
*cough cough* Saint *cough*
You guys don’t remember the wedding?
Priest:”Seanehawk, do you take Android 12287 to” *Seane hands piece of paper to priest*
Priest: “I mean Cherry, to be your lawful…” yada yada yada…
After running the baseball bases for about 8 minutes, they went inside and each grabbed a soda.
“No soda, Tylo.” Fox said while she walked through the kitchen “Awww man, but I’ve never ever had some of daddy’s pepsi!”
Fox your so mean… you go out and have like 45 beers then come home and wont let yor kid have a Pepsi?
IKR Batin.
Well I cheat on my husband with my kids what do you expect..
I will NOT be one of those parents who doesn’t let my kids have fun D:< DRINK ALL THE SODA YOU WANT D:<
“Too bad.” said Foxtails, and then she walked to the living room.
When Packer, Fox, Sean, and Mrs. What’sHerName started talking about Tylo’s birthday present since his birthday was in a week.
Is “Mrs. WhatsHerName” the only person that would marry Meat…
MAYBE ITS OAGALS SISTER
Or even.. Oagal…
Just lolz xD
Aunt Somebody AND Mrs. WhatsHerName? Meat’s turned into quite the player.
“He like’s Star Wars and legos.” commented Foxtails.
“And he really wants a baseball glove,” said Packer.
After about another 10-15 minutes of talking, since Meat was a store owner of “Meaty Hut” where all they had was Meat, which was only a dollar for like, two chickens.
I removed it ’cause you guys are mean.
“See you later.”
Bye?
BYE MEATY MEAT!!!!
Bye?
Why did you guys even comment here? xD
We felt the need to make fun of Meat’s sudden departure.
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bp98 said,
August 30, 2009 at 5:48 pm
so funneh so so funneh IM THE CONDM CHILD AND THE FOURTH XD
bp98 said,
September 3, 2009 at 11:27 am
SO COLORFUL!!
The Flapjack/Go Run Fast said,
September 7, 2009 at 12:18 am
Can I be in it? *puppy dog eyes*
majorhit said,
September 27, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Colourful Gewdness
~Pinki
leoblue33cheats said,
January 3, 2010 at 4:16 am
What a wonderful tale, the mother and father are drunkies. They have annoying cousins, there uncle is perverted, Aunt draggeh acts like the kids are 20, And FOX DAMMIT LET YOUR KIDS DRINK PEPSI!
Snowball4851 said,
January 7, 2010 at 3:37 am
Thats so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =) i was laughing when they said i said to a n00b u were 124lol lol lol!
LittleGuy04 said,
April 12, 2010 at 8:30 pm
lmao, so funny
~~~є∂ωα∂υ~~~ said,
June 15, 2010 at 3:14 pm
How i treated my children with cat:
P(inky): Dad, can i have a soda?
A: DRINK ALL THE F***IN SODA YOU WANT, WE LIVE IN DIVCO, FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME*shudder*
P(acker): Does that mean i can have a soda too?
A:*slams head onto desk* What do you think?
P(acker):*thinks no* Pink..can you grab me one?
A: *throws soda can at packer*
C: For godsakes.
SCENE
caitlynann4 said,
June 29, 2010 at 12:40 am
o_e creepy but funny at the same time
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July 22, 2010 at 8:32 am
I preffered the chapters where Kt commentated/
Ktman said,
July 22, 2010 at 12:33 pm
I commented on every 1 written, check the posts of the chapters on the blog on the website and my commentary will be there.
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Bttf2 said,
March 16, 2012 at 10:36 pm
what the fuck!