A Story By Thomas0270: Family
“This will be the best story ever that somewhat relates to CP, maybe far beyond Saint’s stories, and maybe beyond the famous series androids. Nobody shall ever know” -Thom
Chapter 1:
“Look at him.” said Foxtails. “He has eyes like you.” responded Packer
“He’s maybe the cutest in our family,” said Foxtails with a smile. “Maybe he won’t be weird like the others.” Said Packer, feeling lucky.
Then uncle Ktman came in, the doctor who had helped Fox. “He’s very cute. Amazing eyes, and he has lots of hair for a new-born.” he said, looking down at Fox with a big smile on his face.
“So, where is Tylo and Fallingtail?” Fox asked Packer
“I dropped them off at Uncle Batin’s house.” said Packer. “UNCLE BATINS! IS AUNT DRAGGEH WITH THEM?’ shouted Fox. “N- Wait. . . Yes” said Packer
“How many times did I tell you, never leave them with aunt Draggy! She always tells them weird stories and then they tell us them and blah.”
Then Thomas started crying. “It’s alright, little buddy” said Packer, holding him and kissing him on the head
“When will we be able to leave with Thomas?” asked Foxtails
“In an hour and a half, in 45 minutes we’ll give you a quuck test then you can leave.” said Ktman writing on his notebook
“Until then let’s sleep, Packer” said Foxtails
Chapter 2:
*45 minutes later *
“We’re ready to take the test.” said Uncle, or Doctor Ktman
In about 30 minutes of Packer with the baby, Fox came back and they were ready to go home. Packer hopped in the drivers seat and started cruising to “Neeley Ave”
“Want to call Uncle Batin and drop Thomas off there too so we can go out? said Fox grinning
“I thought you’d be a little more tired then that.” said Packer
“Beer or sleep? No way! I’d so pick go out for beer.” said Foxtails
After about 30 minutes of the bar, Fox was already on her sixth Budwiser. “Hey, lady, you got any corona?” asked Fox “And any budwiser?” said Packer setting down his corona
“Drunk people. . .” muttered the lady
“Ah give me two.” both Packer and Fox said
“Here you are. . .” said the lady, handing over 4 beers, two corona’s and two budwisers.
“These look big. . . and tasty.” said Fox looking as if she saw just met President Obama. “Let’s see. . . who can. . . drink them the. . . fastest” said Packer looking very, very drunk
“Go!” said Foxtails, as they began
“We’re back home.” said Packer. “Let’s have one more beer.” said Foxtails as she walked in.
“Aunt Draggy. . . Uncle Batin. . . or beer” thought Fox. Then she picked up a beer (Tylov5) and starting trying to drink him, as Packer picked up Fallingtail.
“Let me down! Let us down!” they both squeaked.
“You no corona. . .” said Foxtails
“Let’s get up to bed” said Packer
Chapter 3:
“I’m pregnant” said Foxtails with a frown on her face
“You’re a magnet?” asked Packer. “I’ve really needed one of those for work.”
“No I’m not a magnet! I might be having a baby in nearly eight months months.”
“We can pay for them, since I’m in the NFL as a Packers player, you know, season is starting in about two months, and we’ll be practicing in like a week from now.”
“Alright. . .” said Foxtails
Then little Tylo and bigger cousin Divo came down with big bouncy balls. “Throw them at mommy!” said Tylo and Divo starting pounding Foxtails. Foxtails hated when cousin Divo, Uncle Dryvit, and aunt Babs came over. Divo would always start doing something with Tylov5 or Fallingtail.
“Maybe Divo might take out his Air soft gun out his backpack and start shooting Fox.” said Babs, laughing at her joke. Then they saw Divo with his air-soft gun. “You brang it?!?” said Dryvit. “I alwats need it to play with Tylo,” said Divo shooting Dryvit twice with his air-soft bullets. “Ow!” screeched Dryvit as fell to the floor. Divo caught up with Foxtails in the huge mansion with Tylo and started shooting, hitting Foxtails sometimes.
“Owwww!” said Fox, as she the fell on the floor too. Then Packer came out of his room. “She’s a magnet!” he yelled at Tylov5 and Div. “I needed her for work!”
Chapter 4:
“False.” said uncle Kt.
“You’re saying my skill is no longer skill!?” said Packer shouting. “Pretty much” said uncle Kt.
“So we left my brother for this? A little bruise!’ said Fox
“There goes my magnet.” said Packer. “What do you need a magnet for, anyway?” asked Foxtails
“Breaktime, when we all play this magnet game. It would’ve gone good in our collection, I might’ve been able to trade it for this sick green-bay one. Well not exactly breaktime, after practice.” said Packer
“Let’s go home.” said Foxtails
“I’ll drive!” said Packer
“I know you will.”
After another 30 minutes of driving they got home and kissed the kids.
“Daddy can we go outside and run the baseball bases?” asked Tylo
“Hey I was going to ask him to play barbies with me!” said Fallingtail
“Falling, why don’t you play that with mommy?” asked Packer
“Oh alright then daddy. If you say so.” said Fallingtail. “Race you to the garage, daddy!” yelled Tylov5
Packer got out the bases, then his brother, Seanehawke came. “Hey Seanehawke” he said. “Hello, is Fox inside?” then out of the car came aunt somebody, who Packer forgot her name everytime. “go right inside.” said Packer.
After running the baseball bases for about 8 minutes, they went inside and each grabbed a soda.
“No soda, Tylo.” Fox said while she walked through the kitchen “Awww man, but I’ve never ever had some of daddy’s pepsi!”
“Too bad.” said Foxtails, and then she walked to the living room.
When Packer, Fox, Sean, and Mrs. What’sHerName started talking about Tylo’s birthday present since his birthday was in a week.
“He like’s Star Wars and legos.” commented Foxtails.
“And he really wants a baseball glove,” said Packer.
After about another 10-15 minutes of talking, since Meat was a store owner of “Meaty Hut” where all they had was Meat, which was only a dollar for like, two chickens.
“See you later.”
Monsterfully said,
August 30, 2009 at 12:19 am
This is going to be great! Packer and Fox are a couple xD Hope you go farther on it
packer1nfl said,
August 30, 2009 at 12:26 am
haha i just hope u can sleep with ur eyes open e_O
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April 3, 2010 at 10:05 pm
He’s not saying he’s gonna kill you.. he’s warning you about me.
~βã↑ιη↑Γéη€Ηé™ The ACP Mstr Gen said,
August 30, 2009 at 12:30 am
O_O
Orange aka Bp98 said,
April 4, 2010 at 1:10 pm
*says in cheesy salesman’s voice* COME ON OVER TO THE MEATY HUT WHERE THE PRICES ARE LOW LOW LOW! ONE DOLLAR FOR TWO CHICKENS
*Meaty Hut logo flashes on the screen* MEATY HUT,SLAUGHTERED OUT BEHIND THE BARN