Fox Was Bored So She Wrote This
Hey guys, I was bored last night, so I started a story… Until I can get serious about it, I’m calling it Fox’s Random Story! I’m just gonna post whatever I have, screw chapters…
Fox’s Random Story
“Shut up Meat,” I groaned. “Please, please, just shut up.”
Meat and I, as usual, were arguing about pointless stuff. I exited Meat’s PC and unwrapped a piece of salt water taffy.
“Hey guys.”
“Done with your daily argument, Fox?” Pack laughed.
“Yes.” I banged my head on the desk.
Saint entered the chatroom.
“Saint!!” Meat and I lit up, as usual.
“So Saint, gonna give me any picture opportunities?” I said, readying Paint.
“Maybe, but why’d you guys call me here?” she replied, puzzled.
“We did?”
“Yeah, I got some freaky email from Meat saying Dry was captured or whateverrrr.” She laughed, passing it off as a harmless joke.
This was one of the many, many moments I wanted to slap Meat. Jokes aren’t his thing; he would’ve scared the crap out of me if he sent an email like that to me.
“I didn’t send you an email.” Meat was as confused as I was.
Person popped onto the chat and laughed. “That’s right, I did!”
The chat went silent. Person had left, and everyone else was dead quiet.
“Hello?” I said nervously. “You all know he was kidding, right? Right? Meat? Saint?”
“Yeah Fox?” Meat responded. I sighed with relief. Someone was there.
“Meat, is anyone else there?”
“I don’t know.”
I shuddered. I knew from our past encounters that the Nachos were bad news.
“You think they took Saint too?” I cringed.
“Of course not. They wouldn’t do that. They already have Dry, I mean, they’re just kidding around. You’re a Nacho, you know Person, he’s always joking. Isn’t that where you got it from? I mean really Fox, you’re a Nacho stripper. They’re just kids they don’t care about….” He trailed off.
“They HAVE done that! I DON’T THINK HE’S KIDDING.” I was two minutes away from screaming and having a mental breakdown.
“Ok, so we team up and find them. Whatever.”
I gaped. Meat had just suggested we team up. “Meat, this is Fox, remember?” I laughed shakily.
No answer.
“Meat?”
Still no reply.
“MEAT?”
I moaned. He was gone.
“Hey, Fox, it’s Linkin!” Linkin said from Meat’s computer.
“LINKIN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?”
“Kidnapping this poor sucker. Yeah, yeah, I get it, I suck. But I’m so bored… who is this dude again?”
“That, Linkin, would be Meat.”
“That Seanehawk guy?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, I gotta go. Good luck, Fox.”
“What does that-“ I stopped. He was offline
Fox’s Random Story
“Shut up Meat,” I groaned. “Please, please, just shut up.”
Meat and I, as usual, were arguing about pointless stuff. I exited Meat’s PC and unwrapped a piece of salt water taffy.
“Hey guys.”
“Done with your daily argument, Fox?” Pack laughed.
“Yes.” I banged my head on the desk.
Saint entered the chatroom.
“Saint!!” Meat and I lit up, as usual.
“So Saint, gonna give me any picture opportunities?” I said, readying Paint.
“Maybe, but why’d you guys call me here?” she replied, puzzled.
“We did?”
“Yeah, I got some freaky email from Meat saying Dry was captured or whateverrrr.” She laughed, passing it off as a harmless joke.
This was one of the many, many moments I wanted to slap Meat. Jokes aren’t his thing; he would’ve scared the crap out of me if he sent an email like that to me.
“I didn’t send you an email.” Meat was as confused as I was.
Person popped onto the chat and laughed. “That’s right, I did!”
The chat went silent. Person had left, and everyone else was dead quiet.
“Hello?” I said nervously. “You all know he was kidding, right? Right? Meat? Saint?”
“Yeah Fox?” Meat responded. I sighed with relief. Someone was there.
“Meat, is anyone else there?”
“I don’t know.”
I shuddered. I knew from our past encounters that the Nachos were bad news.
“You think they took Saint too?” I cringed.
“Of course not. They wouldn’t do that. They already have Dry, I mean, they’re just kidding around. You’re a Nacho, you know Person, he’s always joking. Isn’t that where you got it from? I mean really Fox, you’re a Nacho stripper. They’re just kids they don’t care about….” He trailed off.
“They HAVE done that! I DON’T THINK HE’S KIDDING.” I was two minutes away from screaming and having a mental breakdown.
“Ok, so we team up and find them. Whatever.”
I gaped. Meat had just suggested we team up. “Meat, this is Fox, remember?” I laughed shakily.
No answer.
“Meat?”
Still no reply.
“MEAT?”
I moaned. He was gone.
“Hey, Fox, it’s Linkin!” Linkin said from Meat’s computer.
“LINKIN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?”
“Kidnapping this poor sucker. Yeah, yeah, I get it, I suck. But I’m so bored… who is this dude again?”
“That, Linkin, would be Meat.”
“That Seanehawk guy?”
“Yeah.”
“Well, I gotta go. Good luck, Fox.”
“What does that-“ I stopped. He was offline.
TyloV5 said,
August 4, 2009 at 12:47 am
A typical day in the life of Fox…
Uno148 said,
August 4, 2009 at 3:00 am
The Nachos kidnap ACP leaders when they get bored? xD
Good story, I can’t wait for the part with me in it (goo)
Ktman said,
August 4, 2009 at 1:24 pm
So, I assume this is the beggining of your new story?
And anyway Fox, looks like they didn’t kidnapp Kt! MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cowbay said,
August 4, 2009 at 2:36 pm
why did you put it twice?
Bob10119 said,
August 5, 2009 at 5:19 am
why r the nachos always evil?
im starting to think they r….
PinkGirl1114 said,
August 5, 2009 at 12:52 pm
So….. The Nachos kidnap ACP leaders in their spare time?
«●●●ƒσχтαιℓѕ●●●» said,
March 5, 2010 at 11:34 pm
rofl, maybe
~βã↑ιη↑Γéη€Ηé™ The ACP Lt. Gen said,
August 10, 2009 at 2:02 am
needs more batin
packer1nfl said,
August 10, 2009 at 4:24 am
needs less meat xP
~βã↑ιη↑Γéη€Ηé™ The ACP Lt. Gen said,
August 10, 2009 at 2:10 pm
u know thatll never happen…
cat18688 said,
February 21, 2010 at 4:08 pm
«●●●ƒσχтαιℓѕ●●●» said,
April 29, 2010 at 7:32 pm
…what Bat said
~βã↑ιη↑Γéη€Ηé™ The ACP Lt. Gen said,
August 10, 2009 at 2:11 pm
no im jk
The Flapjack/Go Run Fast said,
September 9, 2009 at 12:58 am
I’m not ^-^
I think Fox has a secret love for Meat, they wanna team up ^-^
«●●●ƒσχтαιℓѕ●●●» said,
April 29, 2010 at 7:33 pm
Careful what you say. The last person who said something like that was Jingle, and he retired the next day xD
Klug1234 said,
April 29, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Is that why he retired? I had always wondered what happened to him… o.o
«●●●ƒσχтαιℓѕ●●●» said,
April 29, 2010 at 8:21 pm
It’s not why he retired but it’s true lmao
Snowball4851 said,
December 18, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Why did you put it two times anyways awesome story!
speeder109 (on wii) said,
January 27, 2010 at 12:26 am
the question is what did they do with everyone cause they are the nachos so im guessing they…………O_O
cat18688 said,
February 21, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Person is doing the bedrock.
TotalN00B said,
February 21, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Call me Mr. Flintstone… I can make your bedrock O_O
«●●●ƒσχтαιℓѕ●●●» said,
April 29, 2010 at 7:50 pm
I bet Meat adores that.
|●zaяa●| said,
May 28, 2010 at 9:39 pm
NONONSOSAMIGONONNONSOSAMIGONONNONSOSAMIGO
caitlynann4 said,
June 27, 2010 at 7:41 pm
person is wierd. everyone knows hes wierd. if the nachos kidnapp ACP leaders in there spare time then thats just plain old WIERD which is normal for the nachos 0.0
acpsoldier7 said,
March 30, 2011 at 11:31 am
Fox, Does this kind of stuff happen to you often? 0_o
caitythefriendlystalker said,
February 1, 2012 at 7:06 pm
<Implying nacho soldiers know where ACP soldiers live and they can buy plane tickets and board planes alone and take down other kids forcefully<