Movie Reviews

G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra

By: Packer1 Nfl

Rate: 3/5 stars

G.I. Joe: Ris of Cobra is a very interesting movie. It is about a Captain in the army named Duke and his friend Ace as they join a secret organization called “G.I. Joe”, or Joe for short. They meet many people, and they must stop the evil forces of Cobra, who look to use nanobot technology to take over the world. The nanobots can  destroy any metal in their path, and can only be stopped from an off switch. This new technology can be very helpful for armies, but when it falls into the hands of Cobra, only trouble can occur. I give this movie 3 stars. I recommend it for action above anything else.

Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince

By: Klug1234

Stars: 3/5 Stars

The newest Harry Potter movie is, all in all, a solid movie, but missing some key points from the book. There is too many loose ends not explained in the movie. Why is Harry repeatedly going to Dumbledore’s office to look at memories?  If you read the book, like some of us (i have read each book at least 4 times) You would know this. Unfortunately, most of us dont have the attention span or ability or what ever your ecxuse is for not reading the book, so they dont get it. Also, at the end of the movie, when Dumbledore is killed, the Death Eaters don’t just walk out. There is supposed to be a giant battle. WHERE THE HECK DID YOU PUT THE STINKIN BATTLE? Oh, of course, right where it doesnt happen in the book, just to anger us totally loyal Potter fans. During christmas, right when Ginny is tieing Harry’s shoe in nothing but a bathrobe after taking a shower (Why are you looking looking down her bathrobe, Harry you creep.) They have the Death Eaters come and burn down the Weasley’s house. THIS is the big battle. But why cant you just follow the freaking book and do it when its supposed to happen?

Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen

By: Klug1234

Stars: 2/5

Dont even get me started with the issues with this movie. First off, Its perverted. Nothing more to say there. Second, they swear about 25 times per minute in the movie.  We can all do without the swears. Other than that, it is a pretty good movie with a pretty good plot. Megatron is reborn somehow, and his master, The Fallen, is going to come to earth and destroy us all. Yippee. Sam,and his, uh, very interesting girlfriend, Mikeala(played by Megan Fox, possibly the only person that can make boys drool over her by just bringing up the name) is the only one that can prevent that from happening, but, of course, the only one that can stop the fallen, Octimus Prime, is dead. So, i cant remember every detail but thats pretty much it :D

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By: Batintrenche

Stars: 5/5

Once again the Pixar company has hit one out of the ball park. There was absolutely nothing that you walked out of the theater with, still craving. The depth of this film was much, much farther than many other Disney films. A great thing about this is how the story sells itself and how comedy, action, drama, suspense, morning, and romance can clash into one! Perhaps the best film of the year thus far, and its loveable characters relate… AWW MAN! I could ramble on and on listing great things about this movie! So I’ll stop there. See ya next time!

4 Comments »

  1. cool page good idea pack

  2. TyloV5 said,

    I have some stuff to say about HP (being a fan of the series). I think Klug did the review well, and said what needed to be said. Great job!

  3. Pinkgirl1114 said,

    This thing… just died… -.-

  4. tuxy9349 said,

    Died LOOOOONG ago


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