The Necropolis
A complete collections of “deaths” from the undead minds of Twingy and Tuxy.
ACP SUFFERS ANOTHER SHOCKING DEATH
Posted in Uncategorized at 1:37 am by tuxy9349backup
After months of investigating, investigators are coming close to finding the assassin who mysteriously pops out of nowhere and causes random deaths. He threw a snowball (with a rock in it) at Iasgae, (who was too dumb to move out of the way) and made Fox walk off the Ski Mountain by hanging a piece of apple pie from a string. Now, he has randomly murdered Matre during a major soccer game. While ACP was routing for green, Matre went for a snack. Then, it happened. It was all caught on camera. It is unknown why he is targeting ACP leaders. Our prime suspect is Aka, who has allegedly gone insane and is murdering random people with an assortment of fruits(although his favorite weapon is a bannana). But it is unclear as he was out of the island this week to go find a new bannana tree. Here is an interview with ACP’s own, Oagalthorp.
So Oagal, what do you think about the recent deaths?
Well, all I have to say is that it’s so strange and mysterious WHY I’M STILL HERE. I WANT MY BANNANAS. *Oagal rips mask off and reveals Aka with a mango* BANNANAS. AHHHHHH-
Unfortunately, Aka ran away to his giant shoe where he is experimenting on making bannanas, out of grapes. That is it for ACPNews. This is Tuxy, signin- OH MY ORANGES. HE HAS A BANNANA. OH MY- *static* AHHH *tv turns to picture of Matre*
FORMER ACP LEADER FALLS TO OWN DEATH!
Posted in Uncategorized at 12:45 am by tuxy9349backup
Update: Read about IASGAE’S death here! http://cpfiremonsters.wordpress.com/2010/04/10/acp-leader-murdered-in-his-own-home/ (VERY funny)
Update#2: PC me on chat or comment here to get your own death! (NOTE: I need you to get on CP for a picture of your death AND I am busy. Do not complain if you don’t get a death soon.)
BREAKING NEWS: Former ACP leader (2ic.) Foxtails has been found dead in the Ski Village which is mysteriously covered in popcorn. It should be noted that it seems she was too dumb to notice she was walking off a cliffside. Here is an exclusive picture sent in by one of our viewers.
The Deaths ||Part2||
Posted in Uncategorized at 6:56 pm by (: тσм||тωιηg ~ ¢ρυ ℓєα∂єя ~ α¢ρ ℓт gєη αη∂ ѕєηαтσя 
I recieved a lot of PCs in the past days. TBH, at first, I thought the ACP had been hit by a surge of depression. I mean, who gets 5 PCs saying they wanna die? Anyways, after realizing what they really wanted, I set to work. Voila, aprt 2:
Ads534 Every one was crying on Nacho chat. “How can he have left,” they squeaked. There maracas lay unused on the floor, they were that sad. Ads stood there at the entrance. Suddenly, they started to cry more. Maybe it was something about what Ads was wearing. Oh yes, a “I hate Person” shirt. They cried for 3 days straight. Then guess what. There was so much water. Ads couldn’t swim and considering she’s a penguin that’s pretty retarded. She drowned.
Tuxy “What do you mean you’re retiring?” ACP chat asked. “Well, I mean I’m retiring.” Tuxy replied. “But what do you mean,” they asked again. “R-E-T-I-R-I-N-G” Tuxy was getting exasperated after 5 hours of this. Then a crazy hobo came on chat. Then the crazy hobo attacked Tuxy. ACP would’ve saved him, but they were too busy asking him why he retired. It was a sad end. The hobo died later of starvation. Tuxy Edit- LMAO
Boomer20: Kick, kick, kick. The ACP kept kicking Boomer. Boomer hated being a member. Boomer suddenly screamed, “MEMBER SUPERGALAXTICSZ POWARZ”. Absoloutely nothing happened. He asked again. There was a feint popping noise. Someone had kick Boomer too hard in the groin. He fell to the ground. And bled to death.
Packer: Come on pack, you can do it. He huffed and puffed. Wheezed and squeeled. No, he was not giving birth. he was running the retired acp people marathon. Oagal, now 103, collapsed. Boomer collapsed soon afer. The oldies kept collapsing Packer was inches from the finishing line. Then he collapsed as well. Then he died.
Timmy: was playing Nazi Zombies when the zombies came out of the screen. Rargh they said as they ate him alive.
May 8, 2010
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Posted in Uncategorized at 8:52 pm by (: тσм||тωιηg ~ ¢ρυ ℓєα∂єя ~ α¢ρ ℓт gєη αη∂ ѕєηαтσя
Iasgae’s death has been illustrated in two of my stories. But what the hell, why not try again. Whilst Iasgae was in his igloo, harmlessly feeding his puffles, a soldier came in through the roof silently. It was Meat. “Die Ias” die the piece of dead animal squeaked and shot the gun. It hit his puffles. The puffles got pissed. The puffles divoured Meat. They then took Ias for pudding.
Divotoos death was quite the interesting one. He was sitting on club penguin, innocently playing games, when Dry came into his (real) room. He switched log off. Divo instantly died (penguin). Divo (real) then shot Dry for his acts of evil. Dry (penguin) then came out and strangled (real) Divo. Dry (penguin)’s membership expiered and he commited suicide.
Foxtails was crushed by a sleigh. Totally coincedently it was pulled by Meat. And had spikes on the end.
Mchappy2 was fighting in a GT vs ACP war when suddenly he realised he had to fight in both sides. Both armies wanted him, and he got ripped apart. He was later peaced back together and went on too kill all of GT and ACP.
Speeder109 was tending to his plants when they devoured him. Not unlike Ias’ puffles.
Matre10 was attacked by Fire Ninjas and burnt alive at the stake. Although he screamed and sreamed, the fire brigade were too later. “We really shouldn’t have stopped for that coffee,” one commented.
Shaboomboom was having a pleasant day when suddenly the ice warriors surrounded him. They iced him together, so he was stuck. 3000 years later, he re-awoke. He discovered that everyone was dead. He decided to recreate CP armies. Billybob had other ideas, “I’ve worked my whole damn life getting rid of them, I don’t want them restarting,”. He shot Shab. Shab died. Then we discovered that Billybob was actually Oagal. That really screwed things up.
Klug didn’t die. How boring.
Ollie was fighting for the CPU against the BFA when they threw dangerously large pieces of bacon at him, smothering and killing him.
Derson spent ages on chat every night, of every day. His parents came into his room and told him to get off. Derson got really annoyed and had a teenage-tantrum. His house collapsed. His computer blew up. Derson was dead. Etc.
Shadow cussed out the ACP chat. All of ACP turned round and ate him.
Snowballpink suddenly ound herself surrounded by Monsterfully, Larryguy04, and Danny9623. “She’s mine,” danny screamed. “No, mine” screamed larry. “No mine!” Screamed Monserfully. “She’s not mine,” said Twingy, and walked off. Suddenly, they all grabbed a part of Snowballpink (discluding Twingy) and ripped her apart. Danny got hit by a flying leg and died. Monsterfully got two fingers in his eye and his brain exploded. Larryguy ran away but Draggy came back to destroy him. And she did. She put a bomb between his legs and he blew up. Blowing herself up as well. Then Snow’s brain became an evil being an suffocated Twingy.
Noseycjr: It was nosey and Twingy’s birthday. A cake had been specially baked for them. But they both wanted all of the cake. The cake was like drugs, it was that good. Then, suddenly, a random n00b born or September 3rd came in. Nosey and Twingy weren’t worried until they realized he had a bazooka. It was already too late.
ℓιттℓєgυу04.α¢ρ said,
July 12, 2010 at 6:15 am
do one for me!!!!